P: (slight pause) No, well we don't have "Rarnaby Budge" by Charles Dikkens 
with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author, and perhaps to save time I should 
add that we don't have "Karnaby Fudge" by Darles Chickens, or "Farmer of 
Sludge" by Marles Pickens, or even "Stickwick Stapers" by Farles Wickens 
with four M's and a silent Q!!!!! Why don't you try W. H. Smith's? 

C: Ah did, They sent me here. 

P: DID they. 

C: Oh, I wonder... 

P: Oh, do go on, please.